January 2012
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My family went on holidays two days ago.
I’m with my aunt, but she’s sleeping.
And I keep hearing some strange noises and I’ve never been this scared in ages. I know nothing wrong is going on, but I can’t calm down.
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me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG HE'S OUT OF HIS CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
Smoking my last cigarette cos I’d rather be dead tonight. Too much shit inside my head. The cigarette won’t heal me though.
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cleveraintwise:
I love Jim and Pam.
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nicotinearmoires:
how do you non-creepily tell someone that you think you’re soulmates
me: tells joke
me: hahahahaha im so funny omg
me: that ones going on tumblr
me: two notes here i come
I wrote a letter to this friend of mine, the one who’s been an asshole with me. Should I give it to her or shouldn’t I?
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
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karynaklaudya:
Sex Type Thing- Stone Temple...
Merry Christmas or whatever you (don't) celebrate!
It’s 3 a.m. in Buenos Aires. Ehm, all the have guests have left my house. I’ve already done the dishes. Although it’s quite late, I’m not sleepy at all, but I think I’d better go to sleep any time soon. I’ve got pretty nice gifts. My mom bought me the cutest T-shirt ever -well, I chose it...
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Well, almost all my relatives are at my house, so I think it’s time for to go and say hi and stay hours away from Tumblr.
But don’t worry, I’ll probably be on and off, and I’ll finally be on for Christmas toast, haha. I’ll leave stupidly happy messages on your askbox. By the way, which is the plural of “ask box”? Stupid question is stupid.
I hate...
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Who the fuck is Lana del Rey?
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no-more-dreaming-like-a-girl:
Daisy Lowe get in my pants
thesupersonicending:
You people change your URLs like every week then I don’t know who the hell am following.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I am so grateful for each and every one of my followers, and I wish you all the most amazing of times this Holiday season. I hope 2012 will be incredible, and I hope you will all stick around to share it with me. I love you all so much. ♥
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sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
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How many times are you going to apologize? The damage’s done, you won’t change anything. I don’t think I can forgive you, and it saddens me because you were my best friend. I’ve had several best friends, but you were different: you were unique. You were my truly best friend and you broke my heart.
I don’t even know what to answer to all your messages and stuff....